“He smelled like alcohol. So I knew it wasn’t the real Santa because Santa doesn’t drink alcohol,” says 9-year-old Katie Dockerty.
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“This is me when I was about 4 years old. It was taken in Latin America which likely explains the horrific dwarf mask of the guy in back of me. I assume they couldn’t afford elf masks and this was all they had. The excitement is evident on my face.”
Thanks Ingrid!
maybe he has a hernia from lifting too many chubby kids?

“I’m the one immediately to the right of drunken Santa’s partially exposed junk.”
Thanks Rob! Glad you kept your distance!