BE WARNED: This is a graphic depiction of 3 animatronic santa dolls getting busy.

Thanks to Anne for the heads up on this!

“This is my 14 month old daughter. Notice that she is sitting on a chair and not his lap. She wouldn’t go anywhere near that Santa! Once the photographer got her attention Santa moved in. I was really concerned that if she DID see him she would’ve went face first off that chair considering how terrified of him she was. Practically took the jaws of life to pry her off me.

Also worth noting, most of the photos on this site are decades old, sort of giving an excuse as to why they are so bad. This is 2010 so there is no reason for this! LOL”

I beg to disagree there, Jessica. There’s plenty of good reason: SANTA IS CREEPY!
Thanks for the great photo!!!

“Taken at the Vancouver mall in Vancouver, Washington in 1982. This is me, my older brother Justin, and in the background trying to calm me down, my Dad Steve Martin. Santa actually looks terrified of the photographer. Also note my dad’s awesome moustache.”

Thanks Jenevieve! And yes, your dad looks super awesome!

“Caleb was not too thrilled to be the only one wearing blue.”

Thanks Brittney!

“My daughter’s first Christmas, Santa was giving us the finger!”

Thanks Danielle!