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Colbert Super PAC Saves Christmas
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Loading...CREEPY! SANTA THE SCIENTOLOGIST?
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Many thanks to Jeremy for pointing us to the revelation that Santa Claus is actually run by Scientology
Drunk Santa scares kids while looking for his reindeer
(voted: 4.67 out of 5 creepy mittens)Loading...“He smelled like alcohol. So I knew it wasn’t the real Santa because Santa doesn’t drink alcohol,” says 9-year-old Katie Dockerty.
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Thanks to our official news correspondent, Anne for the link.
Santa running naked through the streets!
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Santa banned from visiting children!
(voted: 2.67 out of 5 creepy mittens)Loading...Santa Claus was prevented from giving presents to the imprisoned children of asylum seekers at the notorious Yarl’s Wood detention centre by private security guards. Yarl’s Wood is a privately run prison whose inmates are UK immigrants who arrived seeking asylum, but whose claims have been denied.
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Thanks to our official news correspondent Anne for sending this along to us!
