NOT SHY SANTA GETS A LITTLE CLOSER

“This is a photo of me and Santa taken in 1982 at Macy’s in New York City. Obviously, this guy was hired before anyone did background checks. This also happens to be the last year I believed in Santa. Go…

CREEPY SANTA IS THE DEVIL

“This is my sister, Debi, and me, Lori, with evil-eyed Santa. Taken at the Broadway in Panorama City, CA around 1971.” Thanks Lori Jean, I think you might have just solved a string of unsolved murders!

SANTA, DUDE LOOKS LIKE A LADY!

“This is me with Santa…is it a man or a woman?? I don’t know! We can call it Pat and then have nightmares about it for the rest of the Christmas season.” Thanks Jessica!

CREEEEEEEEPY

“Maybe this explains why my adolescence is a blur.” Thanks Chris!

Ugh… gross!

“This is my nephew Joshua- he is not happy about the way this creepy Santa is touching his mother. ” Thanks Michael!