CREEPY EYES ON SANTA

“My nephew with a creepy church Santa from 2009. He was terrified and wouldn’t stop crying the entire time. To this day he refuses to go near any Santa lol” Thanks Angie!

Girl sits on chair instead of Santa’s Lap

“This is my 14 month old daughter. Notice that she is sitting on a chair and not his lap. She wouldn’t go anywhere near that Santa! Once the photographer got her attention Santa moved in. I was really concerned that…

MY MOUSTACHE IS BETTER THAN SANTA’S

“Taken at the Vancouver mall in Vancouver, Washington in 1982. This is me, my older brother Justin, and in the background trying to calm me down, my Dad Steve Martin. Santa actually looks terrified of the photographer. Also note my…