SCARY SANTA ON WORK RELEASE
“My brother David, me and the Santa on work-release.” Thanks Sandra!
Month: December 2010
CREEPY SANTA LOOKS LIKE GOLLUM… “PRECIOUS!!!”
“My sister and santa…. he is holding her a bit close…” Thanks Annee!
THESE CRYING KIDS SCARE ME WORSE THAN SANTA!
“It was unanimous, the twins did NOT care for Santa’s selection this year of cotton gloves over his traditional satin lycra. Tsk Tsk.” Thanks Tim!
WHO NEEDS REINDEER?
“I guess Santa doesn’t always drive a sleigh…” Thanks Megan!
CREEPY SANTA SMELLS LIKE WHISKEY AND HOTDOG WATER
“Me sitting on scary sleepy Santa’s lap. My mom was his “elf” that year at the mall and she said he smelled like whiskey and hot dog water!” Thanks Shannon– very interesting composition skills by the photographer, BTW. “I’VE GOT…
CREEPY SANTA IN KOREA!
“My friend Jon who was teaching in South Korea.” Teaching what? How to be Creepy? BAH-HA-HA Thanks Kyle!
MEAN LOOKING SANTA EATS KIDS!
“Family Christmas party 2010. It’s ok Freddy, I’d be crying too if I had to be that close to this menacing Santa.” Thanks McCall!
CREEPY SANTA FRIGHTENS KIDS!
“Ahhhh!!! That’s not the real Santa!!!” Thanks Stephanie!
CREEPY SANTA DRINKS STELLA
Nothing like decked out ladies sitting with tooth-whistle Santa, drinking Stella! Thanks Lindsay! 3<
LAS VEGAS SHOWGIRL SANTA IS A CREEPY LADY
“Christmas in Las Vegas, 1997. Santa obviously has some hot helpers… and he might also be a chick.” Thanks Tyler!